if you expect me to see this and not reblog it you’re stupid
Inconvenient Places
Because convenient places are boring.
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
GET THE FUCK OUT
BLESS YOU
(via gerrvixen)
Dr. Who is on hiatus…
Supernatural is on hiatus…
Sherlock is….on the lonest hiatus ever…
Merlin is…well…let’s just leave it at that.
Natural conclusion: All of Tumblr is about to join the Hannibal fandom!!!
I just started three days ago and already I WANT THERE TO BE BILLIONS OF POSTS OF IT ON MY DASH.
the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them
wingsicle Asked:
Johnlock?
I was either going to get this or Moriarty and Moran from you, I knew it.
who cooks normally?: John, because Sherlock thinks if John knew Sherlock could cook, he would expect it regularly.
how often do they fight?: They don’t. John yells at Sherlock and Sherlock proceeds to sulk, or mope to Mrs. Hudson until John gives up and apologizes.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Sherlock texts John about the frankly disgusting experiments he is running in their flat. John drowns his frustration in beer, or works and tries not to be too obvious about responding to the texts.
nicknames for each other?: Sherlock doesn’t use nicknames. John does when he is describing Sherlock to other people, and few are flattering. But all are said with affection.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Sherlock, when he isn’t pulling favors to get them free meals.
who steals the covers at night?: John, he moves more in his sleep. Sherlock just steals all of John’s body heat.
what would they get each other for gifts?: John buys Sherlock things he would use- experiment equipment, clothes that haven’t seen hell and back. Sherlock is surprisingly thoughtful with his gifts, a camera for use with the blog, or interesting books. But he also has an unspoken mission to improve John’s wardrobe, so he often receives clothes.
who remembers things?: Sherlock, oddly. He has never deleted a thing about John and could likely tell you down to the minute how long they have been together.
who cusses more?: John. Sherlock gets awkward even with discussing sexual terms, he never swears.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Sherlock would go on a roaring rampage of revenge. John would get Sherlock patched up and to safety before doing the same.
who kissed who first?: John kissed Sherlock. But, to be fair, Sherlock told him to.
who made the first move?: Neither. They were both trying to deny they were interested and then they were kissing.
who started the relationship?: Sherlock. He was scared John would eventually decide he was making a huge mistake and wanted a wife and children, not a half mad genius.
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
(via theabsentconsort)
husbife Asked:
REMUS/SIRIUS OF COURSE <3
I love you too.
who cooks normally?: Bizarrely, Sirius, I think. He probably would work less, so he would be home to cook. Yes Sirius is a little housewife. It’s precious.
how often do they fight?: They play fight and tease almost constantly, but they actually fight rarely, and even then it’s usually because Remus is temperamental near the full moon.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Remus works. Sirius tries to convince Remus that leaving is a bad idea when one’s attractive boyfriend with a frankly ridiculous sex drive is staying right here, thank you very much.
nicknames for each other?: Moony and Padfoot, of course.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Sirius, because he thinks spending his inheritance on his gay werewolf lover is a hilarious fuck you to the family he inherited it from.
who steals the covers at night?: Depends on the lunar cycle. They’re both blanket hogs.
what would they get each other for gifts?: Remus almost always gives books, and Sirius enjoys gag gifts, pranks and stuffed toys.
who remembers things?: Remus, of course. Sirius would forget his head if it wasn’t attached, some days.
who cusses more?: Sirius. Remus tries not to swear, but sometimes Sirius is infuriating and it’s close to the full moon, so he unleashes a chain of curses that makes Sirius laugh and the fight immediately ends there.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Sirius would destroy whatever hurt Remus, even if it’s something stupid like a hot pan. Remus would simply help Sirius get revenge on whatever was hurting him.
who kissed who first?: Sirius kissed Remus. It was supposed to be a heartfelt apology, but things got out of hand.
who made the first move?: Neither of them. According to the others, they had been flirting since third year. They were just the only two who didn’t notice.
who started the relationship?: Remus. He insisted on not being another of Sirius’ conquests.
Domesticity Meme
If you can think of a ship, i will answer these questions for them
who cooks normally?:
how often do they fight?:
what do they do when they’re away from each other?:
nicknames for each other?:
who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
who steals the covers at night?:
what would they get each other for gifts?:
who remembers things?:
who cusses more?:
what would they do if the other one was hurt?:
who kissed who first?:
who made the first move?:
who started the relationship?:
Ohhhhhh yesssss. Send me any pairing in almost any fandom, I ship almost all of them. (With rare and few exceptions)
I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.
(Source: touchmypotato, via husbife)
